Roasted 2 years ago based on Gianmarco Ferruzzi's long term Spotify stats.

Gianmarco Ferruzzi, huh? The name alone sounds like a mixtape of midlife crises and unfulfilled dreams. With a Spotify profile that reads like an Italian tourist's confused playlist, it's almost like you threw darts at genres and just hoped for the best. “Trap Italiana”? Really? Did you think that reverting to four different flavors of Italian hip hop would distract people from the fact that they wouldn't recognize the artists even if they walked by your Spotify in a full-body suit of pasta? That’s right; even the menu at an Olive Garden has more variety than your listening tastes. Now let's talk about your top artists. Kid Yugi? More like "Kid Who?" For someone with a Spotify profile that sounds like a Wikipedia page for a flavorless regional dish, you must be the only person in the world bumping Sfera Ebbasta while still being a personal espresso machine for all your friends. And Hans Zimmer? Sure, you need epic soundtracks for those tragic moments in your life, like when you realize that the only "rap" you love is more underground than the Italian public restroom at a bus station. Seriously, do you think “Bring Me The Horizon” will suddenly make your playlists look less like a cringy high school art project? As for your most played songs, we have a beautiful mix of “Why am I sad?” and “Why do I even care?” You built a collection that could only describe your brooding personality and your desperate attempts to seem "unique". With “Nightcall” by Kavinsky and “And We Danced” by Macklemore, it’s like you’re hoping for a rave when in reality, your life is just a sad dinner party where people only nod politely at your terrible taste in music. If you were any more underground, we’d have to send a search party to find you—good luck, because even Google Maps might take a detour around your cringeworthy vibe.

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists