Roasted 7 months ago based on Similew's long term Spotify stats.

Similew, your musical taste reads like a high school drama club's attempt at being eclectic, but mostly it just sounds like a playlist for the emotionally confused. I mean, you’ve got Turkish Pop sandwiched between Metalcore and Hyperpop, which can only mean one thing: you’re ready to scream your feelings into a pillow while simultaneously dancing with a Turkish shawl. Congratulations on curating a playlist that’s more chaotic than your Spotify Wrapped will ever be—at least your identity crisis is represented across multiple genres. Looking at your top artists, it seems you’re aiming for that delicate balance between being sad, angry, and unapologetically niche. Where’s the “bored at 3 AM” artist like “Struggling to Adult” or “Crying Over A Latte”? You’ve got “Bring Me The Horizon” for the angst, “Billie Eilish” for the melodrama, and “Clairo” for when you just want to vibe in a lukewarm bath. And let’s be real, your obsession with “mor ve ötesi” is borderline unhealthy. Do they even know you exist, or are you just their number one stan in a sea of thousands? Now, your most played songs are a masterclass in indecision. From a jam called "Pizza in the Cosmos" to the overly dramatic “10 Things I Hate About You,” it’s apparent that you don’t know if you want a slice of life or an existential crisis. Why not both? It’s as if your playlist is having a meltdown over which mood it should fit into. At this rate, the only thing that will get you through life is a heavy dose of therapy and a side of that pizza—hopefully the cosmos are included in the delivery.

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