Roasted 24 days ago based on ca's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's ca, the world’s most devoted fan of Indonesian indie and pop! I mean, is your playlist a love letter to the Southeast Asian music scene or a desperate cry for help? With a favorite list that reads like a tourist brochure for a Jakarta nightlife guide, we get it: you love the vibes of coffee shops and karaoke bars more than actual human interaction. At this point, if I hear the words "Indonesian R&B" one more time, I might just start weeping for your Spotify algorithm. Your top artists are a masterclass in musical indecision. One minute you’re vibing to ".Feast," the next you're twirling around to Taylor Swift like it's 2015 all over again. I can’t tell if you’re trying to curate a mood or just picking names out of a hat. Seriously, you’ve got more genres than you’ve made friends this year. If you spent as much time on your social skills as you do updating this eclectic playlist of yours, maybe you wouldn’t need to resort to drowning in angst-tastic indie tunes. And let's talk about those most-played songs—what are you doing, ca? “Drowning”? I guess your Spotify Wrapped will be a faithful reflection of your emotional state, huh? You’ve got tracks with titles so melodramatic you'd think they were written by someone navigating a midlife crisis at age 23. But then again, who am I to say anything? Here you are, with an affinity for high school dramas and musical heartbreaks while the rest of us are just trying to find balance in a world full of responsibilities. Keep jamming, but maybe pop in a few upbeat tunes next time—your mental health will thank you!

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