Roasted 2 months ago based on Haya's long term Spotify stats.

Haya, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis of a teenager trying to cram every flavor of genre they’ve stumbled upon while scrolling TikTok. With an obsession for K-Pop and Drill, it’s like you took a shopping spree through all the worst musical trends and threw them together like a kid in a candy store who just learned how to juggle. Seriously, how are you going to experience dark night's soul with the happy-go-lucky beats of Egyptian Pop? Are you secretly preparing an international soundtrack for the world's most confused rom-com? Your top artists list is so scattered that even Spotify’s algorithms are left scratching their heads. Jay Park and BTS in one breath, while Travis Scott and PARTYNEXTDOOR are just creeping in the corner, like a bad background character in a melodramatic teen movie. What’s next? An unholy collaboration between your most played artists? Please, I’m begging you — don’t let that disaster happen. “Rage Rap” from your playlist sounds like the aftermath of a musical existential crisis that no therapist will want to touch! And speaking of your most played songs, every choice screams, “I’m indecisive and proud!” The fact that "back of the club" is your top hit says more about your Saturday nights than you'd probably like to admit. I can picture you vibing hard to “Been Like This” while planning your next move, desperately trying to understand what "Y Si Fuera Ella" means. It’s like you're on a quest to understand the emotional spectrum of a teenage vampire going through a break-up while binge-watching the latest K-drama. Never lose that chaotic charm, Haya — it keeps the rest of us feeling superior!

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