Roasted 2 years ago based on anijeet's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Anijeet, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a melancholic hipster who only wears socks with sandals and plants herbs in their bedroom. Seriously, do you also brew artisanal kombucha and take photos of your lunch from five different angles? With "Modern Indie Folk" as your favorite genre, it's clear you’re trying so hard to be different that you’ve ended up in the same crowd of plaid-wearing, bearded bros sipping chai lattes. You must have a PhD in “Niche Music Taste,” but I hate to break it to you: the only thing you’re mastering is the art of snooze. Your top artists playlist looks like the ‘Who’s Who’ of the “At Least My Spotify Wrapped is Unique” Club. First off, if you had a dollar for every time your friends have asked, “Who is that?” while you played yet another obscure track, you could probably afford a workshop on how to not be so painfully untrendy. “Sleeping At Last?” More like “Sleeping At Last… and Forever,” because you couldn’t wake up to reality if it slapped you with an indie guitar. Every time you play “The Silence,” I imagine you trying to drown out the sound of your own existential crises. As for your most played songs, who even hurt you? I've seen sadder playlists from people who were dumped by a text. "The Old Parade?" Honestly, why does it sound like you’re taking us to the worst summer camp ever? And can we talk about the fact you have a song called “Lazy” in rotation? It’s like you’re receiving the world’s most sarcastic pep talk, and the universe is trying to tell you to "get up and do something!" But don’t worry, at the end of the day, your rest isn’t just mediocre: it has a soundtrack full of “acoustic pop” so bland it makes beige look like a rainbow.

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