Roasted 13 days ago based on Laura Orozco's long term Spotify stats.

Laura Orozco, huh? A Spotify profile that’s like a La La Land audition gone wrong—lots of drama, minimal talent. You’ve essentially made a shrine to Billie Eilish, which makes sense considering you play her songs so much that even your neighbors know her entire discography by heart. At this rate, your house might as well be called "The Eilish Estate"—just what we need, a fancy name for the place where your music taste goes to die! Not even your Latin Indie playlist can save you from your Billie obsession, but hey, at least she gets your sad girl vibes. Your favorite genres read like someone Googled “how to sound artsy while remaining incredibly superficial” and hit ‘enter' too many times. “Latin Indie,” “Mexican Indie,” and let’s not forget “Bolero”—congratulations, you've officially won the award for "Most Likely to Be the DJ at a Hipster Wedding Nobody Asked For." Are you trying to build a tragic love playlist for your future self-dates? Because good news: between "Romance" and "Existential Crises," you’ve got a solid shot at a one-woman show that even your cat would leave midway through. And let’s talk about those most played songs—seriously, if your affinity for Billie Eilish was any more intense, you’d need a restraining order. You could probably single-handedly keep the "goth-pop" industry afloat while everyone else drowns in their Spotify Wrapped. But in true Laura fashion, you threw in some “Colombian Pop” and “Mexican Rock” to prove that you’re a diverse music lover, although your entire profile just screams “I’m only here for the sad lyrics.” Just remember: while it's perfectly fine to vibe with heartbreak, it's probably time to consider adding a little bounce to your step—or at least a more varied playlist.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!