Roasted 2 years ago based on Finona's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Finona, your Spotify profile is like a corn maze for the ears—full of twists, turns, and just the right amount of confusion. With a favorite genre list that looks like it was designed by someone throwing darts at a hipster bingo card, you seem to be trying to win a contest for “Most Likely to Be a Walking Algorithm.” Pop? Hyperpop? Glitchcore? Modern Rock? Do you even listen to music, or are you just here to collect obscure genre badges like they’re Pokémon? Your artists say it all: the most eclectic, “I’d like to be sad but also cool” lineup. I see you’ve got Mac Miller and Rihanna, but can we talk about how the rest of them sound like they read a music theory textbook written by a caffeinated raccoon? I mean, who even is "Goon Des Garcons," and do they know they’re risking their reputation by being featured on your playlist? Your top tracks are so saturated with angst and unrequited feelings, they’d make an indie film about teenage heartbreak sob uncontrollably. And let’s not forget your most played songs, which are a whole mood. You’ve officially made Ericdoa’s discography the soundtrack to your existential crisis. If you played “sad4whattt” one more time, I'm convinced your neighbors will assume you’re either mourning a breakup or trapped under an avalanche of artisan pillows. So here’s the real question, Finona: are you vibing to the sounds of a troubled young adult or just preparing your application for “Most Likely to Have a Breakdown at a Coffee Shop”? Keep it up, and you'll turn every Spotify session into a documentary on why we shouldn’t let you choose the music at parties.

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists