Roasted 7 months ago based on Justin B('s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Justin B, the Spotify profile that reads like a teenage diary and a therapy session had a lovechild. With a favorite genre list that sounds like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis, you’ve managed to curate the ultimate playlist for those who can’t decide whether they want to party or cry on their bedroom floor. Hyperpop and horrorcore? Talk about a spectrum. It’s like you took a sonic road trip through the emotional landscape of a modern-day angsty teen, and then crashed into a wall of glitchy regret. Your top artists list is like the guestbook from a 'Cancel Culture' convention. Seriously, how deep do you need to dive into the underground to find these gems? "$uicideboy$" and "poptropicaslutz!"? I get it, you want the aesthetic of a broke high schooler who spends way too much time on SoundCloud, but at this point, you’re just a ticking time bomb of nostalgia and bad decisions. At least you’re consistent, showing commitment to your very own “sad boy” brand. And those top tracks? "The cake is a lie" truly suits your situation—because your taste in music reveals that there’s definitely something missing. "Provolone & Heroin"? My dude, with that playlist, you're not just vibing anymore; you're practically hosting a “How To Ruin Your Life In Twelve Songs” masterclass. You need to flip the script before you become the poster child for “How Not to Adult.” But hey, at least you’ll go out with a soundtrack to your impending existential crisis!

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