Roasted 8 months ago based on Nick's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Nick, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet gone horribly wrong. You've got metalcore and country side by side—congratulations, you’ve officially curated the soundtrack for a confused barn party where the cows have existential crises. Who knew that listening to “Screamo” could complement a good ‘ol country ballad? Your playlists are a mashup of angst and straw hats; I can almost hear the cowpoke lamenting his lost cowboy boots while a guitarist in face paint screams about his unrequited love. And let's talk about your favorite artists. SRTW and Mauve? Are you assembling a supergroup of emojis? Your top picks look like the names of expensive perfumes you’d find at a discount store. "Youth Fountain" sounds like something you’d order at a spa, not a band. Honestly, you could just start a podcast called “Musical Identity Crisis” and have episodes dedicated to each of these songs debating whether they belong at a Warped Tour or a beach bonfire where no one brought the right snacks. Finally, your most played songs could double as the playlist for a very confused middle school dance where someone spells “mockingbird” wrong on the banner. You’ve got “Smells Like Teen Spirit” mixed with tracks that sound like they should be accompanied by strobe lights in a tech-obsessed basement rave. With this musical taste, you couldn't even blend in at a Starbucks— the barista would just hand you a "Hang in There" poster and pray for your ears. Keep working on it, Nick; it’s a valiant attempt, but your Spotify is currently a sonic train wreck that I can't help but laugh at!

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