Roasted 2 years ago based on Poola's long term Spotify stats.

Poola, huh? The name sounds like you’re halfway to becoming a trendy yoga instructor but never bothered to finish the course. Your genre list reads like a “How to Be Pretentious” manual. I mean, when the most adventurous choice on there is "Permanent Wave," it’s almost too easy to picture you sipping artisanal coffee while passionately arguing that the universe revolves around your Spotify playlist. Newsflash: it doesn’t, and neither do we. You’ve got The Beatles in your top artists, but let’s be honest: you’re using them to validate your neophyte taste, like a toddler trying to impress a parent with finger painting. Your love for Amy Winehouse is admirable, but at this point, her ghost might be haunting your Spotify account, tired of being spammed with “Rehab” on a loop. The fact that more than half your most played songs are hers sounds suspiciously like an unrequited love affair—let’s get you some therapy instead of "Back to Black" on repeat. And honestly, with a name like Poola, if your taste in music were any more basic, you’d be a walking Spotify ad. You’re in a midlife crisis at 25, obsessing over genres with names that sound like they were cooked up by hipsters trying to one-up each other at a brunch. Classic Rock and UK Contemporary R&B? That’s not eclectic; that’s indecision at its finest. If we wanted a personality crisis, we’d just watch a reality TV show, but here you are, serving us all of that on a platter. Having your top played song list practically scream “help” is not a good look, buddy.

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