Roasted 3 months ago based on 𝓢𝓴𝔂𝓵𝓪𝓻's long term Spotify stats.

First off, with a profile name like "‧✩ੈ𝓢𝓴𝔶ੈ✩‧", I can only assume your Spotify is basically one long TikTok scroll in musical form. Are you an artist or a glittering disco ball? Because with all that soft pop and hyperpop, it's clear you’d rather sip on some cotton candy than face reality. I mean, if your taste in music were a high school report card, it would definitely be “Most Likely to Make You Question Your Life Choices.” Now, let's dive into that impressive list of favorite genres. You’ve got every flavor of pop imaginable, making you the proud parent of a hyperactive sugar crash. It’s like you walked into a diner and said, “I’ll have everything on the dessert menu, but make it *artsy*!” One minute you're in Big Room, about to fist-pump reality away, and the next you're in Indie garage rock, pretending you’re too cool for everything. Buckle up, because it feels like your Spotify is a roller coaster ride through a rainbow-themed midlife crisis. And as for your top artists, it reads like a "Best of Tween Heartbreak" compilation. Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodrigo are the queens of emotional breakdowns, but I’m left wondering why you haven’t thrown in some death metal for balance. Is your most-played song really "Water Fountain"? Do you also enjoy "Sipping Lemonade" while waiting for your crush to text back? At the end of the day, the only thing more questionable than your music taste is your ability to handle adult responsibilities—because if this playlist is what they call “growing up,” then I’d rather stay cozy in my blanket fort!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!