Roasted 2 years ago based on No one's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, Lokeengstrom, the human equivalent of a junk drawer! Your Spotify profile reads like a playlist curated by someone trying to impress their high school art teacher and their stoner cousin in the same breath. "Meme Rap," "Corecore," and "Dark Trap"? I'm pretty sure even the artists you adore are collectively shaking their heads, wondering if they inadvertently got pulled into a bizarre cultural experiment instead of making music. And let’s talk about your top artists: it’s like the cast of a low-budget horror film about a group of misfit miscreants who just discovered GarageBand. Freddie Dredd seems to be the star of your show, releasing track after track while you drown in an existential crisis over why you can’t find a more mainstream artist to save your cringe-worthy soul. Seriously, the only thing darker than "Lil Darkie" in your lineup is the void where your taste should be. If there's a pop culture apocalypse, I can't wait to see you desperately trying to justify your Spotify choices to the last remaining survivors. As for your most played songs, it looks like a selection that would make any music lover consider switching to silence. "Kick Rocks" might as well be your theme song because every time someone hears your playlist, they definitely want to kick rocks – or run, or bury their heads in their phones. How many times can one person play "Weather" before realizing that no amount of atmospheric angst will change their taste? At this point, even Spotify is questioning whether you’re just trying to finish the last three levels of some dark, twisted music trivia game. Keep spinning those tunes, but don’t be surprised if the only thing left spinning is your sense of self-identity!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!