Roasted 2 years ago based on Aiden's long term Spotify stats.

Aiden, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a teenager who was just dumped by their imaginary girlfriend—dark, emotional, and absurdly obsessed with bands that peaked before TikTok was even a thing. I mean, seven sub-genres of rock? Were you trying to create a Venn diagram of sadness? It’s like you walked into a music store, saw a sea of options, and thought, “Nah, why not just commit social suicide with these sad sacks?” You could have at least thrown in some Justin Bieber for variety, but I guess we all know how you feel about anything resembling happiness. Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? You’ve got the holy trinity of angst: Green Day, My Chemical Romance, and The Smiths. You must really like hanging out in the emo corner of the cafeteria. And what’s with the inclusion of Mayhem? Are you trying to summon the musical spirits of your black hoodie? Going from the corpse-painted chaos of Scandinavian metal to the sad poetry of Morrissey seems like a decision made during a transcendental crisis—perhaps while you were contemplating your next bowl of reheated mac and cheese. Then we hit your most played songs and it’s like stumbling upon a time capsule of musical desperation. “I Really Want to Stay at Your House”? Spoiler alert: no one wants to stay at your house unless there’s a ritual sacrifice involved. And you’ve got *St. Jimmy* live from Milton Keynes? Wow, nothing says “good taste” like showcasing a 2005 performance, as if the rest of the world didn’t move on. Honestly, this playlist is less about musical identity and more like a how-to guide for scaring away any potential friends or dates. So, kudos, Aiden—you’re winning at being relatable and unlikable all at once!

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