Roasted 2 years ago based on a§y's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's a§y, your not-so-secret Canadian pop aficionado who thinks it’s totally normal to have more Taylors in their playlist than actual friends. Seriously, your Spotify is like a high school sleepover where everyone just keeps playing “Cruel Summer” on repeat while crying into a bowl of popcorn. If there were a medal for being mainstream, you’d have a collection so vast it could rival Taylor’s afterparty outfits. The only thing more predictable than your top songs is the sound of your friends rolling their eyes every time "Shake It Off" comes on at the bar. With a lineup featuring more pop than a summer blockbuster and as many Drake wannabes as a karaoke night in a suburban basement, your taste in music reads like an overexcited BuzzFeed quiz that promised to reveal your spirit animal. “POV: Indie”? Are you still trying to convince us that liking “a little bit of everything” makes you a connoisseur? Honey, it just means you don’t have a clue what you want, and that fear of commitment extends right back to your Spotify playlist. “Otacore”?! Are we sure that’s a genre and not a typo from your 3 AM gaming session? Let’s talk about your top artists. Your love for “Panic! At The Disco” is the only thing more overdramatic than your dating life, and seeing “Metro Boomin” haloed next to Taylor Swift is comedy gold. It’s like pairing a triple-shot espresso with a chocolate donut—sure, it sounds fun, but we all know it’s just going to give you a heart attack eventually. So go on, keep button-mashing that Spotify algorithm; just know that every time your “Too Many Nights” plays, a hip-hop fan in a darker room sheds a tear for the future of the genre. Just remember, art pop is still pop, just with more pretentiousness!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!