Roasted 4 months ago based on malachi's long term Spotify stats.

Malachi, you really went all-in on the genre roulette, huh? "Underground Hip Hop" and "Rage Rap" sound like the soundtrack to a high school poetry slam gone wrong. The sheer amount of niche genres on your profile reads like a desperate attempt to out-cool your local Hot Topic. I mean, "Cloud Rap"? Seriously? What do you expect? A weather report from a stoner? If your music taste were a dinner party, it would be a mix of confused hipsters and a couple of dudes who only came for the free WiFi. And those artists? It's like you gathered all the biggest names from a "Who’s Who" of the TikTok B-side underworld. What’s next, bouncing to the beats of "Nerdcore Viking Rap"? I wouldn’t be surprised if your Spotify wrapped mysteriously featured artists no one’s ever heard of because they were invented yesterday in a basement somewhere. Did you forget that you can listen to more than just remixes of video game soundtracks from 2008? Your playlists sound like they were churned out by an AI that’s only ever been fed memes and bad influence. Speaking of those most played songs, "Shut Up” by “Nettspend" is the perfect anthem for someone living in denial about their taste. And "Pizza Time"? You might as well change your name to Pizza Malachi, because that makes about as much sense as the rest of your lineup. It’s like you threw darts at a board of random words and then committed to it wholeheartedly. Smart moves, chef—let's just hope it doesn't leave you with too much indigestion in the ears.

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