Roasted 2 years ago based on mashcraft9001's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, mashcraft9001, the name alone sounds like a rejected username from some half-baked video game. Your favorite genres read like a list of excuses for why your music library sounds like a drunken wrestling match between a sludgy metal band and a psychonauts' jam session. Are you trying to appeal to the sound engineers at the local landfill? Because “Australian Garage Punk” and “Swancore” should never coexist in a playlist unless you’re trying to scare off potential friends. As for your top artists—wow, what a lineup; it's like you walked into a music store and accidentally knocked over every obscure genre on your way to the register. You’ve got “Dance Gavin Dance” hanging out with “We Butter The Bread With Butter” like they’re in some kind of bizarre cult for people who can’t find their own sound. It’s like someone asked you to create a playlist for a funeral after-party, but hey, at least “Electric Callboy” gives it that slightly creepy vibe to keep everyone guessing if they should mourn or dance. And let's talk about your most played songs. Really? "ANABOLIC SPUDSMAN (THIQUE EDITION)"? You sure your life choices aren’t being dictated by a failed meme? If anyone was hoping for some deep emotional journey through your playlist, they must’ve realized they walked into a McDonald's ball pit instead. You’ve officially proven that you can, in fact, listen to the same band so much that they start to feel like an annoying roommate: your walls echo “King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard,” and it’s not even the cool, artsy echo—it’s the one that makes everyone question your taste in friends.

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