Roasted 3 months ago based on Yiyi's long term Spotify stats.
Yiyi, your Spotify profile looks like a middle schooler's diary after an emo phase had a lovechild with Google Translate. Seriously, "Latin Rock" and "K-Pop" in the same breath? You’ve got more genre confusion going on than a Spotify algorithm trying to make sense of your mood swings. One minute you’re crying over heartbreak ballads, the next you're throwing it back to BTS like you're at a K-Pop rave with a side of salsa. It's like your playlist is the sonic representation of a kid trying to juggle both their punk rock phase and their brief obsession with TikTok dance challenges. Your top artists look less like a musical preference and more like a range of artists that would've turned down your friendship request. Between Taylor Swift's relentless serial dating saga and the upbeat chaos of TWICE, it's clear that your heart's as confused as your playlist. And let’s not even get started on "Noise Music"? At this point, your most played songs sound like the soundtrack to a tech-support call gone horribly wrong—“Bored” by Laufey followed up by your 57th play of “Siento que merezco más” is diving deep into existential dread territory. You might want to change “music” to “musical therapy” on your profile. Lastly, can we take a moment to appreciate how your most played songs could double as a litmus test for emotional instability? With "Let You Break My Heart Again" sitting snugly in your top picks, it seems you’re stuck in a vicious loop of heartbreak and noise—that's some next-level self-sabotage, Yiyi! Not to mention that your listening choices read like the soundtrack to a telenovela that’s run out of plot twists. You’ve got a taste that’s as broad as your emotional spectrum is narrow, and frankly, it’s time to step outside the bedroom and embrace some new vibes—maybe try a genre that doesn't sound like it’s perpetually sad!
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