Roasted 2 years ago based on Đēl Riō's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Đēl Riō, the musical embodiment of someone who finds TikTok remixes to be a cultural milestone. Your favorite genres read like the playlist for a high school prom held in a neon-lit basement. “Pop,” “House,” “Dance Pop”...thank you for allowing me to lose my faith in humanity, one euphoric beat at a time. I can only assume the Japanese VGM is a last-ditch effort to prove you have a pulse while your dance music collection screams, "I'm here for the vibes...but also mostly for the smoke machine." Your top artists give a whole new meaning to the phrase "basic with a twist." I mean, “Purple Disco Machine”? Since when did people start listening to the DJ who gets booked for kiddie birthday parties? And stop trying to impress us with Yu-Peng Chen; unless you moonlight as a weeb DJ, nobody’s buying that. Blasting Shakira and Lady Gaga back-to-back is your way of flexing that you discovered the last decade of music, as if they haven’t been plaguing everyone’s Spotify releases since before you could swipe right. And let’s talk about those "most played" songs. “SoFtly / Killing Me Softly With His Song - TikTok Remix”? Are you playing this on headphones or in a fight to keep your dignity alive? As you listen to “Can’t Tame Her” on loop, do you think it’s an anthem for your aspirations, or just a desperate mantra to remind yourself that no one has tamed your shame? With those questionable track choices and that playlist likely to make any party feel 10 years too late, you’re the living proof that one can navigate life without ever having a unique thought. Keep walking that fine line between 'fun' and 'excruciatingly cringe,' you absolute legend!

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