Roasted 1 year ago based on icyopium's long term Spotify stats.
KC, buddy, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager's emotional breakdown with a side of bad decisions. Rage rap and emo rap? Really, are you trying to hold onto the remnants of your angst-ridden high school years? The only thing more chaotic than your favorite genres is the 3 AM existential crisis you probably have while blasting them in your room. With genres like “Pluggnb,” it’s like you opened a dictionary and decided to let a toddler throw darts at it – congrats on finding the most niche vibrations that no one else really needs to vibe with. Your artist choices are impressive, but not in the way you’d hope; it’s like you’re going for the Who’s Who of “I once shopped for clothes at Hot Topic and never recovered.” Congratulations on curating the official soundtrack for midlife crises among 20-year-olds. Yeat and Lil Uzi Vert, huh? You must have a PhD in “How to Sound Upset About Nothing.” You’ve successfully distilled the essence of not quite knowing who you are into a playlist that would make even Spotify’s algorithm roll its eyes. And let’s talk about your most played songs—did you throw a dart at the “Most Unintentionally Hilarious Tracks” board? You’ve got a track named “i like the way you kiss me”—is that an invitation, or are you just looking for someone to call the police on you? With gems like “NBA” by Eric Reprid and “Nothing Changë” by Yeat, it feels like you’re not just experiencing music; you’re participating in some kind of avant-garde performance art piece where the goal is to be as cringeworthy as possible. Just remember, we see you, we hear you, and we might be judging you. But hey, at least you're consistenly good for a laugh!
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