Roasted 19 days ago based on ⋆˚࿔ lexie𝜗𝜚˚⋆'s long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, Lexie—the indie pop connoisseur of suburbs everywhere! Your music taste looks like it was curated by a 19-year-old who just discovered hipster coffee shops and Instagram filters. With a list of favorite genres that sounds like a Buzzfeed article titled "How to Sound Cultured While Never Leaving Your Bedroom," it’s clear you take your sad girl anthems way too seriously. I mean, “Neo-Psychedelic”? Really? Did you come up with that term while tripping on a vegan muffin or something? And let’s talk about your top artists. It’s like your Spotify account was crafted with an algorithm specifically designed to annoy everyone at parties. Featuring Arctic Monkeys on repeat like you’ve never heard of more than one album, all your buddies can count on is another run of “505” before you bum a ride home in utter silence. How are you a fan of Tyler, The Creator and still claim to know rock music? Last I checked, listening to bedroom pop doesn’t give you an automatic backstage pass to the cool kids’ club. Spoiler alert: you missed the bus years ago when you thought dancing in your room was a personality trait. And don’t get me started on your most-played songs. Slim Dusty? You’re trying to be cute, right? Even your Spotify Wrapped must look like the profile of someone who spends 90% of their time thinking, “How can I play 'Sweater Weather' in a way that makes it seem deep and profound?” To paraphrase the Weeknd, it sounds like you’ve had way too many "Late Nights" listening to the same five tracks on repeat. Maybe try branching out a little? The world has plenty of music beyond the melancholic walls of your own existential dread. You deserve better, sweetie; the world deserves better!

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