Roasted 7 months ago based on vlm's long term Spotify stats.

Ashgrey, huh? With a name like that, I half expected your Spotify profile to be drenched in mediocrity, and surprise, surprise—you didn’t disappoint! Your genre list reads like a confused teenager's Pinterest board—half the stuff you vibe with sounds like a rogue DJ accidentally spilled his lunch on the turntable! Phonk and Drift Phonk? Are you trying to take us on a ride straight out of a low-budget Fast & Furious sequel? I guess the only thing drifting here is your taste! And let’s talk about those top artists. Do you have a "Chase Atlantic" shrine in your room or something? I’m convinced you've got a secret pact where every time you skip one of their songs, you have to sacrifice a cat or something. The Neighbourhood? Really? If the neighborhood got any darker, we’d need to start taking Paranormal Activity movies for inspiration. And I hate to break it to you, but K-Rock and K-Pop aren't even the same planet, let alone genres. Have you ever thought that maybe you should branch out? Try something that hasn't been puffed up as a meme yet? As if "Kids With Drugs" and "OKLOSER" weren't enough to announce your status as a walking crisis, let's not even get started on your obsession with Nightcore. I mean, come on, is your real mission in life just to give everyone tinnitus by speeding up songs? Your Spotify history also makes it painfully clear that you’re emotionally attached to your "bedroom pop" because, honey, that’s clearly where you’re spending all your time! And don't get me wrong—your music taste is unique, but it’s like you purposely designed it to scare away anyone who might be interested in actually hanging out with you! Best of luck with that!

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