Roasted 2 years ago based on Martín's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Martín, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis playlist for someone desperately trying to prove they’re more cultured than they really are. Eleven genres? Really? Someone needs to remind you that listening to one song from every genre at a party doesn’t make you eclectic; it just means everyone wants to throw you out for ruining the vibe. Are you a music fan or a genre hoarder? Next, you’ll be claiming “chamber pop” and “avant-garde polka” as your go-to jams because you need to feel special on Tuesdays. And your top artists? It’s like an “I want to fit in with the cool kids” mixtape gathered from a middle-school dance party! Charles Ans? La Garfield? Congratulations, you’re three steps away from getting pulled into a discussion about how “pure” your taste is while the rest of us sip cocktails and listen to actual music. You’ve got Kendrick Lamar juxtaposed with Maroon 5, as if the world is waiting to hear Bruno Mars rap about how many times he brushed his hair last week. Your listening habits are a perfect example of why we can’t have nice things. And let’s not even get started on your most played songs. “The Adults Are Talking”? Please, spare us. If those adults ever detected your Spotify account, they’d pull a "Talk to the Hand" because they’re clearly done with the nonsense. Your choices show you’re just one late-night binge from discovering “The Greatest Hits of Elevator Music.” Embrace it, Martín! At this point, you might be better off with a playlist titled “I Promise I Have Taste!” instead of trying to convince the world with this slapdash collection that would make even your dead grandma cringe.

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