Roasted 3 months ago based on Mohammad's long term Spotify stats.

Mohammad, your Spotify profile is like a sonic dumpster fire—it's both horrifying and mesmerizing. You've got more "Rage Rap" than actual rage in your life. Are you still grappling with high school angst or just trying to channel your inner 16-year-old? Your top artist list reads like a who's who of "What Not to Listen To If You Want to be Taken Seriously." At this point, "Yeat" should probably start sending you a royalty check for your unwavering obsession. And let's not forget your most played songs. If I had a nickel for every time I saw "Yeat" on there, I’d be able to afford your next therapy session. “Lying 4 Fun?” More like lying to yourself about your taste in music. It’s like your playlist is going through an existential crisis—one minute you're screaming into the void with "Rage Rap," the next you’re slipping into shoegaze as if that will hide your poor choices from the world. Get some balance! Your love for emo rap and nu metal suggests that you might be stuck in a perpetual state of emotional turmoil—or just binging on old My Chemical Romance and Linkin Park albums. And here I thought "alternative rock" meant you were looking for something new, but clearly, you just settled for the same sad boy vibes over and over. Honestly, with this kind of taste, I'm surprised you don't have an "Alternate Reality" genre too, because this profile might just exist in an entirely different universe where this is considered good music!

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists