Roasted 1 year ago based on M. Stal's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, M. Stal, the proud curator of Spotify’s version of a “cringe museum.” Your profile reads like a diary found in the attic of a middle school goth's house. Seriously, "Soundtrack" isn’t a genre; it’s the cry for help of someone who peaked while playing video game soundtracks in their mom's basement. I guess when you say “favorite genres,” what you really mean is “how many niches can I seriously confuse people with?” If Spotify was a buffet, you’d be the guy loading up on the weird stuff that nobody knows how to pronounce—uh, what even is Witch House? Your playlist boasts a breathtakingly eclectic selection that screams, “I’m too cool for mainstream music.” But really, who are you trying to impress? The ghosts of the ’80s? And don’t even get me started on those top artists—it's like you compiled them based on who would least likely ask you to go outside. I see you have health on repeat; let’s hope it helps with the existential dread your playlist induces. I mean, it takes real talent to take a thrill ride through “Dark Ambient” and then land not so softly in the realm of “Noise Rock”—is this music or just the soundtrack to the last five minutes of a horror movie? Lastly, let's address your "most played" songs—like a sad mixtape you made for that passionless relationship with your Wi-Fi. “I Really Want to Stay at Your House”? Sounds more like you paid your landlord to stay in their basement again. I can practically hear your mom sighing in the background, “M, aren’t you a little old for this?” But hey, kudos for choosing music that will ensure your social life remains as vibrant as a 15-year-old’s diary entry. Keep championing the obscure like it’s a badge of honor—just don’t be surprised when the only people who vibe with your tastes are other introverts hidden behind their keyboards, swapping memes and shopping for scented candles.

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