Roasted 1 year ago based on vanhartensam's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, vanhartensam, your Spotify profile reads like a high school diary entry dipped in sadness, sprinkled with a hint of existential dread. Emo Rap, Dark Trap, and Horrorcore? Is there a reason you're trying to mold your life into a melancholic mixtape, or are you just auditioning for the role of "Most Likely to Cry Alone in a Corner"? Your music taste is like a dark cloud hovering over a rainy day—congratulations on being the most popular sad sack in the emo scene! And let’s not overlook those artists. I mean, "$uicideboy$" and "Lil Peep"? Wow, you must be the life of the party, standing there while everyone else grooves to the beat, trapped in a never-ending cycle of angst and bad decisions. If you had a basement, it would practically be a shrine to “I can’t decide if I’m more a misunderstood artist or just an overdramatic night owl.” Your love for "DUCKBOY" is next-level, though—I’m dying to know what kind of dark magic could lead someone down that path. Surely your Kermit the Frog mixtape is just around the corner? And look at those most played songs! You’ve got titles like "SORRY MAMA" and "Pentagram" which, in all seriousness, sounds like the soundtrack to a goth fairy tale gone horribly wrong. It's not even sad; it’s more like a train wreck you can’t look away from! You've unlocked the ultimate achievement in musical despair, and yet, ironically, the only thing darker than your playlist is your dating life. Honestly, I haven’t seen a collection of jams this emotionally torturous since my last visit to the dentist!

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