Roasted 20 days ago based on Ramiro Monteiro's long term Spotify stats.

Ramiro Monteiro, your Spotify profile is like a love letter to a forgotten fandom—full of cringey choices that scream “I haven’t left my parents’ basement in years.” Your favorite genres read like a sad teenage diary: "Anime" and "J-Pop," which let’s be honest, only masks your true identity as the king of cringe. With a playlist that swings wildly from "Hard Rock" to "Southern Gothic," it's clear you’re trying to impress a crowd that probably forgot you existed after the last anime convention. Top artists? Oh boy. Imagine Dragons? More like Imagine You Never Discovering Good Music. With “Poor Man's Poison” and “Toby Fox” filling your playlist, I’m surprised your Spotify hasn’t sent you a polite email advising you to seek actual human interaction. You could have gone for actual rock legends, but no—here you are, jamming out to “Stronger Than You (Sans Parody)” while the rest of us are cringing harder than a 12-year-old watching their parents dance at a wedding. And let’s talk about those most played songs. How many times are you going to listen to “Hell’s Comin’ with Me”? Your Spotify stats must read like the diary of a melodramatic pirate who lost everything except their sense of humor. Also, nothing says “I’m living my best life” quite like prioritizing “Iron Man (2012 Remaster)” over, I don’t know, *anything that isn’t from a cartoon.* Keep rocking that niche, my dude; it takes a special kind of talent to turn Spotify into your personal cry for help.

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