Roasted 5 months ago based on ☁️'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, another Spotify profile with more genres than the average human being has friends. “Bedroom Pop”? Seriously? Aren't you just a few playlists away from becoming the Human Spotify Dictionary for all things overly-specific and painfully niche? And let's be honest, your top artist list is just the target demographic for the next TikTok trend. If angst and heartbreak had a child who played a ukulele while staring at their ceiling, it would release an album every three months just for you. You know, I’ve seen more diversity in a pack of gum than in your top artists. Look at that line-up: Taylor Swift to K-Pop—did you just spin a wheel of musical stereotypes? What's next, a phase where you exclusively listen to Viking-metal fusion or cat lullabies? And I can't even begin to fathom how many hours you've spent curating the perfect melancholic playlist, only to use it as background noise while doing literally anything but crying in the shower like a true emo warrior. Your most played songs list is a literal treasure map of reddening flags. Four entries from Natalia Lacunza alone? If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were stalking her. “el x venir”? More like “el x overthinking.” At this point, your Spotify account is basically an art exhibit showcasing the nuanced struggles of someone who can’t figure out if they want to cry or dance—spoiler alert: you can’t do both with style. So here’s a bit of advice—stop overanalyzing your playlists and start actually living like the music you listen to; just maybe... not in your parents' basement.

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