Roasted 4 months ago based on Cardoso's long term Spotify stats.

Cardoso, my dude, your Spotify profile reads like a strong cry for help. With an obsession for Bad Bunny that could rival a teen’s crush on a pop star, you have single-handedly transformed your music taste into an all-inclusive shrine to the Baddest of Bunnies. When people scroll through your top tracks, it's like they’re witnessing a car crash: horrifying yet impossible to look away from. I just hope you're not planning on getting a tattoo of his face because at this rate, you're only a few listens away from that commitment. And let’s not even talk about your genre choices. "Reggaeton," "Latin," "Urbano Latino," and so on—are you trying to prove that you know more than one language, or just trying to find the fastest way possible to bore everyone at parties? You’ve got enough *MPB* and *Latin* beats on there to convince me you’re on a lifelong mission to create the world’s most annoying playlist. If there were a contest for dreary originality, you’d win hands down—congratulations, you’ve succeeded in making every “world music” aficionado cringe. Lastly, your top artists read like a backstage pass to the "Sounds You’ll Regret When You're 30” festival. Sure, Metallica makes a cameo, but everything around it is like a musical version of a mid-life crisis—one that leans way too heavily into euphoric, borderline nonsensical lyrics over heavy rhythms. Seriously, do you even listen to Mindless Self Indulgence or is that just a cry for validation? Your playlists are the Soundtrack to an identity crisis—heavy on the beats, light on the substance. If Bad Bunny called you out for overplaying his hits, you might actually turn into an embarrassed emoji—if only you had the self-awareness to realize just how hard you're fumbling!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!