Roasted 1 year ago based on Cam's long term Spotify stats.

Cam, your Spotify profile reads like a hip hop class project gone horribly wrong. Seriously, how many sub-genres can one person squeeze into a single playlist? I mean, “Rage Rap”? What are you raging against, your own taste in music? You could put actual rap historians to sleep with this lineup. It's like a musical buffet, but instead of delicacies, it’s just a mound of stale bread rolls. You could single-handedly convince a generation that “Experimental” is just a fancy word for “I don’t know what I’m doing." Your top artists look like the result of a high-stakes game of musical bingo gone awry. You’ve got the mainstream cream of the crop, sure, but it’s a miracle no one called the cops on your “East Coast Hip Hop” obsession. Add in a dash of rising stars, and it's clear you’re just an art school dropout who skipped the final exam but still got a degree in vibing. If rap was a sport, your playlist would be a rookie team that can’t get past the first round thanks to a crippling fear of musical commitment. And can we talk about those most played songs? “Devil in a New Dress” and “Find Your Love”? More like the soundtrack to an emotional breakdown on your couch at 3 AM. You’re telling me your most played songs are filled with longing and existential dread? Wow, what an absolute shocker. You must be the kind of person who drops a single tear when the WiFi goes out. Honestly, your profile should come with a warning: "Listening to Cam's playlist could lead to an unexpected identity crisis." All I have left to say is, may the rhythmless gods have mercy on your ears!

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