Roasted 9 months ago based on Larissa's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Larissa, you’ve got a Spotify profile that looks like it was designed by someone who was going to a Latin party but realized halfway through they forgot to learn Latin American geography. I mean, “Trap Latino” and “Urbano Latino”? Wow, you really went out on a limb there. Your passion for music is clearly only rivaled by your ability to Google “trendy genres” and hit the “insert” button hard on your playlist. It’s a wonder you don’t have any more “Trap” options—was “Chicagoland House” just too complex for your delicate ears? But hey, those top artists are a real parade of the Hall of Fame for global sound. “Bad Bunny” seems to be your musical spirit animal—probably the only workout you get is from hitting replay so many times. And can we talk about the sheer dedication to Eladio Carrion? Are you playing his songs on loop to summon him like a musical genie? It’s like you got lost in the world’s easiest music maze and decided to just keep circling back to the same artist until you figured out how to exit. And what’s with the “Most Played” section? Are you sure you haven’t pressed “repeat” enough times to accidentally make Eladio Carrion your housemate? The only thing missing here is a “Help, I’ve Been Captured by Eladio” support group. At this point, even Spotify is confused if you're a fan or just one nuancing session away from needing to send an SOS. Keep it up, and you’ll be crowned the Queen of La La Land—where every song sounds like it could be the soundtrack to an endless car chase in a telenovela.

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