Roasted 2 years ago based on rafy's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Rafy, your Spotify profile screams “I peaked in high school and I still think plaid is cutting-edge fashion.” Seriously, your taste in music is like stepping into a time machine set exclusively to the ‘90s garage rock scene, where you probably spent the better part of your youth trying to impress your friends with your collection of flannels and a questionable amount of patchouli. If nostalgia could be bottled up, you’d be marketing a scented candle called "Teenage Regret," infused with just a hint of old pizza and broken dreams. Let’s talk about that genre list. Are you trying to prove you have commitment issues with the way you cling to ‘rock’ in every flavor imaginable? Alternative this, nu that—if I were a therapist, I’d need to prescribe you a playlist that includes a lot more pop and some serious personal growth. But no, you’d rather jam out to “Had a Bad Day” on repeat while staring out of a foggy window, convinced you’re the tortured soul of a rock star caught in a mid-life crisis at 24. And those most-played songs? Wow, Rafy, how many times did you have to convince your Spotify that you absolutely loved “Nutshell - Live at the Majestic Theatre”? It’s like you’re one disappointed concert ticket away from establishing a cult dedicated to the old gods of grunge and dad rock—sorry, I meant "classic rock." You've taken “overthinking” to a whole new level, weaving a playlist so emo, it’s practically the soundtrack to your out-of-context quotes about life and 'being misunderstood.' Maybe it's time to step outside your comfort zone... or at least into the 21st century.

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