Roasted 3 months ago based on xaddi's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, xaddi, I see you’ve curated a Spotify profile that’s basically the soundtrack to a midlife crisis—except you’re probably still in your teens! With genres ranging from “Cloud Rap” to “Gothic Metal,” it’s like you threw a dart at a list of music genres and called it a day. Are you trying to express the full spectrum of adolescent angst, or did you just forget to leave the emo phase behind? Honestly, your music taste is as confused as your hairstyle at any given moment. Your top artists read like a who's who of personas that might pop up at a midnight rave in a haunted graveyard. You know your taste is questionable when Type O Negative is right next to Lil Peep and played by a DJ who moonlights as your therapist. And don’t get me started on those song choices. "WHERE MY MONEY"? Clearly, it's not on Spotify, because you spent it all on this musical disaster of an account. You must have a special talent for making even the most iconic artists sound like they're trapped in a basement trying to escape your playlist. And please, for the love of all that’s good and holy, could you drop the gothic names and "Hyperpop" nonsense for a minute? By the sound of it, you're just one mixtape away from landing on a list of “Music Choices That Should Be A Crime.” If you ever want to get serious about your musical taste, just know that “Witch House” doesn’t involve actually conjuring up demonic forces to summon your next track, but it seems you’re already close to mastering the art! So keep on streaming, xaddi, because at this point, it's like a never-ending roast, and quite frankly, I’m here for the comedy gold.
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