Roasted 9 months ago based on Vyper's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Vyper, your Spotify profile reads like an angsty teenager's diary that accidentally fell into a blender. Emo rap? Really? You must have a PhD in self-pity and a minor in overly dramatic lyricism. It’s like you’re trying to be the poster child for “My life is a tragic romance novel”—only you forgot to include the part where you actually leave your house and experience life outside of your headphones. I bet your playlists make the perfect soundtrack for crying into your avocado toast while pondering existential dread. With a top artist list featuring names like $uicideboy$ and Lil Peep, it’s clear that you’re targeting the exact niche of sad boy vibes while sprinkling in a pinch of reggaeton to keep those feelings popping. You went from "It's not you, it’s me" to "It's not me, it’s the entire universe," and somehow threw in "Let’s party like I’m still bummed out" with your drill and urbano latino tracks. It’s like your playlist is trying to cater to both your middle school poetry phase and your Saturday night clubbing experience, while also crying into a margarita. Bravo! And let’s talk about your most played songs—"ecstacy (slowed)" by "SUICIDAL-IDOL"? Is that a banger or a public service announcement for the world’s worst breakup? Honestly, your music taste is as confused as a cat in a dog park. You have The Weeknd sandwiched between a bunch of underground artists who sound like they’re rapping in a basement under a flickering fluorescent light. When it comes to music, you’re aiming for emotional depth but hit the bottom of a kiddie pool. Keep spinning those tracks, Vyper; you’re giving us all a master class in how to be sad, confused, and slightly caliente all at once!

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