Roasted 1 year ago based on nik's long term Spotify stats.

Nik, your Spotify profile reads like a sad, misguided love letter from a teenager in a coffee shop that’s been in a permanent state of existential crisis. With "Folk Punk" and "Alt Country" in your list of favorite genres, it’s clear you haven’t outgrown your phase of wanting to be the main character in a coming-of-age movie. And let’s be real, the only thing darker than your “Dark Cabaret” playlists is the void of hope in your love life. If your music taste were a lyric, it would be that cringy line that forces you to roll your eyes, wondering how anyone could take you seriously while sipping on a pumpkin spice latte. Let’s talk about your top artists – a wild mix that screams, “I can’t decide whether I want to cry or dance awkwardly at a family reunion.” You’ve got Kendrick Lamar rubbing shoulders with Conan Gray and some random J-Rock band. It's like a terrible buffet – you keep loading your plate with the strangest combinations because you think it makes you unique. Spoiler alert: It doesn’t. And after seeing your most played songs, it’s evident that you’re low-key trying to build a playlist for both your emotional breakdowns and your unrequited crushes. Seriously, "I Kissed a Boy" by Jude York is your top jam? Sounds like a sweet story perfect for your next TikTok vlog about heartbreak. You might want to consider that your musical preferences are like a Tinder bio where every line makes the reader question every life choice. "Emo," "Gothic Country," and "Midwest Emo" – it’s all a convoluted mess screaming for therapy. And "Alternative Metal" on top of your playlists just shows you’re desperately clinging to nostalgia for a time when everyone wore more black and claimed they were misunderstood, but instead, they just really needed a hug and a good shower. So while you rock out to your eclectic, timeless trainwreck of a playlist, just remember: if you ever need a therapist, I'm sure they’ve got a lilting folk punk playlist to drown out your woes.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!