Roasted 17 days ago based on Mikey Vu's long term Spotify stats.

Mikey Vu, huh? Your music tastes are more niche than a barista-led existential crisis. I’ve seen more mainstream artists at an Asian grocery store than in your "favorite genres.” Seriously, if your playlists were a food dish, they’d be a bland tofu salad with a side of wet cardboard. "Vietnamese Lo-Fi"? Sounds less like a music genre and more like the soundtrack to a sad montage of your life decisions. And let's talk about your top artists. It’s like someone opened a time capsule from 2008’s anime conventions, threw in some Vietnamese hip hop for “flavor,” and called it a day. “1999 WRITE THE FUTURE”? What are you, a Pokémon trainer with a nostalgia complex? The only thing more convoluted than your artist choices is your taste in friends. I’d ask if your Spotify is a time machine designed to bring us back to when everyone was unironically listening to J-Pop at 3 AM, but here we are, stuck in a 2023 Spotify profile that screams, “I had a phase and I’m still not over it.” Let’s be honest, Mikey: your most played songs read like fan fiction written by a middle schooler who just discovered anime and thinks that wearing a Naruto headband in public is edgy. A budding hip-hop enthusiast who's playing it safe with Kendrick Lamar while vibing out to “COuGhDrOPs (,,Ծ‸Ծ,,)” is a beautifully tragic combination. If there were a gold medal for cringeworthy taste, you would definitely take home the prize—or should I say the participation trophy? Remember, music is meant to be an escape, not a time warp into your Pokémon-influenced high school regrets.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!