Roasted 8 months ago based on selav1u's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to selav1u’s Spotify profile, where “variety is the spice of life” meets “I’m stuck in a soundcloud deep dive”. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a Buzzfeed list of 'Vibes You Can't Explain'—Phonk this, Witch House that. At this point, the only thing more confusing than your taste in music is how you've managed to accumulate so many artists whose names sound like the WiFi passwords at a sketchy coffee shop. Who knew "drifting" was a musical genre rather than a driving skill? You know, I get the feeling that your most played songs are less about emotional connection and more about convincing everyone you’re the coolest person at the rave while you awkwardly press “skip” on the third Phonk track in a row. And let’s talk about zxcursed—are you a hardcore fan or their unpaid publicist? Seriously, for the amount you stream them, I’m half-expecting a restraining order to drop in your inbox. “AVOID MYSELF”? Sounds like a mantra you should really work on outside of your earbuds. And let’s not even get into the eclectic palooza that is your top artists. It’s like a “who’s who” of underground music that your mom probably thinks is a foreign language. The only thing more alternative than your dance choice is the tragic reality that you probably make better playlists in your sleep than most DJs do at festivals. Here’s to hoping your taste matures faster than your Spotify Wrapped stats; God knows you’re in dire need of some mainstream therapy.

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