Roasted 8 months ago based on cnote?'s long term Spotify stats.
Ah, Cnote? With a name like that, I can already tell you spent more time trying to be cool than actually being cool. Your favorite genres sound like you’re just tossing in keywords that your edgy high school friends might recognize, as if listing "Cloud Rap" will somehow make you more interesting. Spoiler alert: it doesn't. The only clouds you should be concerned about are the ones hovering over your taste in music. Your top artists are a parade of emotional turmoil and confused identities, almost like a musical midlife crisis. Juice WRLD to Lil Peep? Sounds therapeutic—if therapists were actually just on a deep dive into a teenage angst YouTube rabbit hole. You’ve given a shout-out to every sad boy with a mic and a story. If I had a dollar for every whiny verse you’ve streamed, I could probably fund a scholarship for people who actually understand the difference between “melodic” and “melodrama.” And let’s talk about your most played songs. "Smells Like Teen Spirit"? Sure, it’s a classic, but you realize there's a fine line between homage and being stuck in a 90s time capsule, right? Can we also agree that “Nope your too late I already died” is the ultimate anthem for people avoiding adulting? Congratulations, Cnote! You’ve officially earned your title in the Hall of Fame for using music to confirm that you’re just an honorary member of Generation “I May or May Not Take Myself Seriously.”
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