Roasted 1 year ago based on blackcats's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s blackcats, the Spotify profile that reads like the musical diary of an identity crisis. Seriously, your genre list is like someone threw a dart at a board of stereotypes and pieced together an identity straight out of a midlife crisis. You can’t just slap together “Rage Rap,” “Bollywood,” and “J-Pop” and expect to be taken seriously—your playlist is basically a party where even the microwave is confused about what’s happening. If this was a buffet, you’d take an uneasy glance at that one dish nobody wants to admit they like—drowned in too much soy sauce, trying way too hard to impress. Let’s talk about your top artists. You've got Frank Ocean on repeat like he’s your therapist, while at the same time you seem to have a deep-seated need to prove your eclectic taste by adding One Direction and RADWIMPS. The first half of your list screams “Instagram influencer,” while the second half shouts “My anime waifu left me.” I mean, there’s no way anyone can take you seriously when you follow up Kendrick Lamar and Future with a J-Pop boy band and some Bollywood pop. You might as well slap a “confused but trying” sticker on your forehead while you're at it. As for your most played songs, if I see “Nights” and “Pink + White” by Frank Ocean popping up one more time, I’m going to assume you aren’t just a fan—you’re one breakup away from starting a tribute band. And who are you trying to impress by playing “SICKO MODE” after “Stay With Me”? It’s like a musical version of a hot mess. You're trying to stray away from the usual, but honey, it’s not working. Your music taste is a train wreck, and I’m just the unfortunate bystander, watching it all unfold while trying not to laugh too hard.

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists