Roasted 10 months ago based on Michael Packert's long term Spotify stats.

Michael Packert, huh? I see you've managed to curate a playlist that’s more confused than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. You’ve got your Old School Hip Hop right next to EDM and Dansktop — a genre that sounds like someone tripped over their keyboard while trying to type "dance music." It’s like you wandered into a record store and just threw darts at a wall of genres. You’re the poster child for musical indecision, flipping through playlists faster than anyone should be flipping through therapy options. As for your top artists, it's like your Spotify account is a 30-something’s midlife crisis on full blast. One moment you're vibing with Eazy-E, and the next, you're getting all emotional with Lewis Capaldi and Depeche Mode. Seriously, you’re the person who brings chips and salsa to a five-star restaurant. Pink Floyd and David Guetta don’t belong on the same Spotify channel, my guy. Your music taste is so all over the place it’s practically a musical buffet — too bad you forgot that some combinations just don't go together. And let's take a look at your most played songs; you might be the only person who truly believes "The Last Time" is a mantra for finding your way in life. If your playlist were a cooking show, the critics would call it "surprisingly chaotic." With tracks like “Dirty Cash” right next to “Presence of God,” it’s clear your listening habits are an existential crisis waiting to happen. Don’t worry, buddy. At least when you finally get kicked out of the gym for being too distracting in your dad sneakers, you can always hit up the Dansktop scene. Good luck dancing your way out of this one!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!