Roasted 4 days ago based on Azaa's long term Spotify stats.

Azaa, your Spotify profile looks like the whimsical playlist of a hipster who just discovered they can be deeply emotional while sitting in a beanbag chair. “Bedroom Pop”? Really? That’s not a genre; that’s just what happens when people realize their music ability peaks at karaoke night and their producer is their mom’s old laptop. Your musical taste reads like someone trying to fit in at a secret society of emotional teenagers who cry into their kombucha. And speaking of your top artists, Lana Del Rey and Mac DeMarco? Wow, what a groundbreaking choice! It's like your Spotify is a time capsule from a middle schooler's MySpace page, all angsty vibes and tiny existential crises. You’ve got more alternative artists than a thrift shop has plaid shirts, and the only thing darker than the thematic tones of your playlists is your personal outlook on life. Quick question: are you trying to relive the highs of adolescence or are you just staving off adulthood with every dreamy note? Now, let’s talk about your most played songs. “F Song” and “nuts"? This is a musical menu that screams “I’m either an art student or I have no idea what I’m doing with my life.” You might want to ask yourself if you’re curating an emotional journey or just a playlist for when you’re trying to convince your friends that you're too deep for mainstream music. Honestly, if “When It’s Cold I’d Like to Die” isn’t your personal anthem, what is? Chill out, Azaa, life’s too short to be this moody and still have the songs “Dreamin” and “No. 1 Party Anthem” on repeat.

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