Roasted 1 year ago based on jae!'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Jae! Your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's wet dream. I mean, who knew the melodrama of bedroom pop could rival the plot twists of a bad teen soap opera? If your taste in music gets any more niche, it’ll require a GPS just to find it. Seriously, how do you manage to fit so many "genres" into one profile? It’s like you’re trying to collect them all like Pokémon, but babe, you’re gonna have to evolve beyond this overstuffed playlist that screams, “I’m just here to cry in my room.” And let’s talk about your top artists. With artists like The Weeknd and Lana Del Rey, I'm surprised you don't have an open tab titled “Emotional Breakdown.” Don’t get me wrong; I’m all for moody tunes, but your playlist gives off more vibes of “I haven’t left my house in months” rather than “I’m thriving.” And Chase Shakur? Really? I didn’t realize you were secretly in a one-sided relationship with someone who has the charisma of a houseplant. Here's a tip: the only thing “alternative” about your music taste is the existence of a social life outside of your earbuds. Lastly, your most played songs. Go ahead and change your Spotify bio to “Dramatic Teen Who Fancies Themselves a Music Aficionado” because the only thing resembling growth here is the stack of sad girl playlists you’ve curated over the years. “honda civic '98” by Chase Shakur? If that’s not the poster child for “my life is on a loop,” I don’t know what is. Your music choices scream “I don’t know how to love myself, but hey, let’s put some lo-fi beats on while I spiral.” Keep embracing that chaotic energy, Jae; who knew unrequited love could take so many forms?

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