Roasted 4 months ago based on ‎'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you with your Spotify profile—it's like a musical dumpster fire that somehow got a record deal. With a top ten that reads like a teenage existential crisis, it's a wonder any of those artists still want to be associated with you. Rage rap to bedroom pop? Girl, make up your mind! Are you going for "I’m crushing it" or "I’m crying in my room with a gallon of ice cream"? Let’s face it, if this playlist were an emotional state, it would be “I’m still not over my ex, and now I’m here screaming about it on a cloud.” And seriously, who hurt you enough that you felt the need to dive headfirst into the murky waters of emo rap? Browsing your profile is like taking a tour through a sad millennial’s diary; every song as melodramatic as your Instagram captions. Of course, with artists like Lil Yachty and Kendrick Lamar in the mix, it's both tragic and hilarious how they can harness the weight of your inner turmoil while you sip on your overpriced oat milk latte. Honestly, are you listening to these songs, or just using them as background noise for your life’s chaotic montage? Oh, and how many songs does it take for you to realize you have a major crush on Lucy Bedroque? I mean, “2010 Justin Bieber” is your second-most played song—congrats! Not only are you stuck in a high school time capsule, but you also romantically worship someone who probably couldn't handle a real relationship. You’ve clearly cultivated a niche in relationships that are just as fragile as the hyperpop beats you're cranking up way too loud. Remember, music reflects your personality, and right now, your Spotify screams “hopeless romantic with a sprinkle of tragedy and a major case of bad decisions.” Good luck with that!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!