Roasted 2 years ago based on Alyse's long term Spotify stats.

Alyse, looking at your Spotify profile is like peeking into a confused teenager's diary—how do you go from "Dance Pop" to "Screamo" without any sort of emotional breakdown? Are you trying to rebel against your own taste in music? It’s like you’ve thrown a musical dart at genres that don't even belong in the same room together. What's next? A mash-up of P!nk belting out lyrics while a nu-metal band plays PowerPoint presentations about existential dread? Your top artists list reads like a "who's who" of panic attacks at a middle school dance. From Florence + The Machine to Hawthorne Heights, it's like you can't decide whether you're lamenting your last crush or preparing for a career in therapy. All this while "Dance Gavin Dance" sounds an awful lot like a sad invitation to yet another awkward gathering. Are we even sure you don't have an alter-ego that flips a coin every time it’s time to change the playlist? And then there’s your most played songs—congratulations, you're officially the prime target for an intervention! "You" by Breaking Benjamin hints you’ve had just enough heartbreak to fill a Lifetime movie, while "Ghost Riders in the Sky" makes me question if you’ve accidentally time-traveled to the '50s. Seriously, the only thing more chaotic than your music taste is your love life. It's like every time you hit 'shuffle,' you're punishing yourself for making a bad decision in your past. Best of luck finding a therapist who can handle the emotional wreckage of an R&B-loving emo kid who also craves a dance party at the same time.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!