Roasted 9 months ago based on Heath S's long term Spotify stats.

Heath S, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis in a plaid shirt at a suburban barbecue. With favorite genres like "Madchester" and "Britpop," it’s clear that you're still waiting for the '90s to come back, as if your Spotify is a time capsule filled with regret and embarrassing haircuts. Rock, alternative rock, post-grunge—dude, did your high school band never get the memo that Nirvana was a phase, not a life plan? At this point, your musical taste is a mixtape made by someone desperately trying to impress a girl who is definitely not coming back. Looking at your top artists, it’s an impressive lineup of legendary talents tarnished by the knowledge that you probably own a questionable amount of novelty band T-shirts. Oasis gets a shout-out more than your last girlfriend did, which explains why you’re still single and spending your Friday nights having existential crises in your bedroom. And don’t get me started on including both "Robbie Williams" and "Metallica," which sounds like you turned into a human Spotify shuffle that was dropped on the floor. Do you mean to tell me you flip from "Angels" to “Enter Sandman” like it's an emotional spectrum and not a drunken regret? And let's talk about your "most played" songs; I haven't seen a list this confused since my uncle tried to give a toast at a wedding. "Hoppípolla" is a beautiful anthem until you realize it’s all just background music to your lonely interpretations of life. And sure, I see you're a big fan of "Oasis," but I bet if their music had a feature where it asked how you're doing, it would probably regret sending the notification after hearing your answer. So here's a tip, Heath: maybe swap out some of those post-grunge ballads for a bit of hope and join the rest of us in 2023. Or, you know, just crank up the volume on that grunge playlist and cry it out, because that seems to be your vibe.

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