Roasted 2 years ago based on rebeccafitzpatrick's long term Spotify stats.

Rebecca Fitzpatrick, huh? With a favorite genre list that reads like the soundtrack to a weightless, existential crisis, it’s no wonder you’re a connoisseur of music that matches your vibe: floating aimlessly through life while sipping an organic cold brew in a thrifted sweater. Seriously, do you ever listen to anything that doesn’t sound like a delicate whisper of self-reflection or the theme song for a female-led coming-of-age film? Pop, Alt Z, AND Indie Folk? It’s like your Spotify is trying to cure the Sunday scaries but ending up giving everyone else the midweek melancholy. Your top artists could be the lineup for a quirky indie festival in a town that claims to be "artsy," probably just to attract hipsters with ironic tattoos. Brandi Carlile and FLETCHER? More like Brandi “I’m not crying, you are!” and FLETCHER “Let’s make sure everyone knows I’ve gone through at least eight existential crises this week.” We get it, you're deep, you're emotional, and you've definitely scrolled through TikTok looking for life hacks on how to be a tortured artist without actually having to write anything. Is “Molly Tuttle” just code for "I'm just really into acoustic guitars and sad songs sung by women who definitely don't have a stable relationship"? Your most played songs are an interesting mix, but all I’m hearing is a giant group therapy session disguised as a playlist. “Morning Elvis”? Is that what you tell yourself every day to cope with the crushing weight of your own mediocre decisions? “Please Be Rude”? Honey, that's what your Spotify algorithm says to you every time you hit "shuffle." With tracks like "Kill For You" and "Throwing Good After Bad," I can’t help but wonder if your life is one big metaphorical game of “How to Get Ghosted by Your Ex and Still Pretend to Enjoy It.” But hey, at least you could soundtrack your own tragic rom-com while you're at it!

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