Roasted 4 months ago based on SstarxX's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, SstarxX, your Spotify profile is like a sad little mullet: business in the front with that mainstream pop nonsense, and an absolute party in the chaotic back with “Neoperreo” and “Noise Music.” Seriously, your favorite genres read like a wild night out that ended with tears, confusion, and a colorful selection of multi-genre burritos. Emo and Hyperpop? Talk about emotional whiplash! You must keep your therapist on speed dial just to navigate this audial identity crisis. And let’s talk about those top artists. You’ve curated a playlist that screams, "I can’t decide between crying into my pillow or dancing on my coffee table!" Lana Del Rey and Halsey in the same breath? That's like mixing a heart-wrenching ballad with a TikTok dance challenge. The fact that you stan both The Weeknd and C. Tangana shows you’re attempting to diversify—unfortunately, you ended up with a Spotify smorgasbord that sounds like a confused wedding DJ's worst nightmare. You’re one playlist away from a breakdown over your love for “Djo” like, who even is that? Is that even a real name or just your last hope for self-discovery? And those most played songs? It's a treasure trove of emotional instability and questionable choices. “Nunca Estoy” coupled with “Without Me”? That's a playlist that navigates through the highs and lows of modern love with all the grace of a toddler learning to walk on ice. Seriously, the only thing more chaotic than your listening habits is your social life, which I can only assume involves equally confusing rendezvous with friends who also can't decide whether to go with the latest K-Pop trend or weep silently into their Chai lattes. But hey, at least you get to express that inner turmoil through the constant ping-ponging of your whims! Good luck choosing your next favorite genre, SstarxX; I recommend locking yourself inside a room with a single good album—just one—and seeing how long you last without your usual sonic schizophrenia.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!