Roasted 4 months ago based on eri's long term Spotify stats.

Eri, the only human capable of expressing a range of emotions through a playlist that looks like a weeb's midlife crisis. Seriously, K-Pop and J-Pop in your top genres? Just admit you're trying to summon a Shonen Jump character to help you through life’s mundane moments. I mean, it’s clear you’re hoping that wearing a t-shirt of your favorite anime will give you powers—too bad the only thing you’ve successfully summoned is a series of cringeworthy Spotify “recommends” that would make even the most forgiving algorithm roll its eyes. Let’s talk about your top artists. Eve? Ado? You’ve practically curated a wishlist of Japanese pop stars that sound like emojis came to life—and still managed to slip in Frank Sinatra, because nothing says “I’m multifaceted” quite like swinging from neon-haired pop icon to “Ol’ Blue Eyes.” Poor Joe Hisaishi must be wondering what he did to deserve to be sandwiched between TikTok trends and noise music that sounds like two cats fighting in a tin can. Congratulations! You’ve achieved the impossible: a playlist that’s both hyper-specific and broadly confusing—like an all-you-can-eat buffet for hipster vibes. Your most played songs read like a cosplayer's audition tape, so eclectic they could be a soundtrack to someone’s bizarre personal growth journey. Songs named "Dramaturgy" to "KICK BACK," your life is clearly one chaotic, plot-twisting anime arc away from being a meme explosion. You’ve got the vibe of a character who can’t quite decide whether to use their powers for good or just default to dropping mouthfuls of J-Pop hooks at parties—way to exist as a walking conversation starter! But hey, keep jamming; maybe one day you’ll discover that Christmas music isn’t a genre to bring to your 'adult standards' playlist—unless you’re dreaming of a K-Pop Christmas, in which case, well...good luck with that.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!