Roasted 19 days ago based on lea._sts's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, let’s dive into the Spotify abyss that is your profile, lea._sts. With a genre lineup that reads like a ‘How to Lose Friends and Alienate Your Neighbors’ guide, I’m not even sure if you’re curating a playlist or auditioning for a role as the human DJ at a cringe festival. Seriously, five different types of rap from France? Are you trying to make every French person collectively roll their eyes? How's the vibe of 'sophisticated despair' mixed with 'who let the dogs out' going for you? Your top artists are a hip-hop fan’s dream and a parent’s worst nightmare. Whoever told you that listening to “menace Santana” would make you sound edgy clearly lied. And let’s not even start on the fact that “Seth Sad” sounds like a poorly translated version of your own state of mind. If I were one of your friends, I'd start calling you the “Sad Spotify Sorceress” because your taste makes me want to cast a spell to banish every track into the void. How do you go from Lomepal to what's essentially a kazoo-obsessed Zouk artist? It’s like a buffet with only the expired dishes on offer. Your most played songs demonstrate a very unique ability to pick tracks that sound like they were concocted in a musical blender by someone who’s never heard music before. “À quoi ça sert”? I don’t know, but it sure sounds like you’re wondering the same thing about your life choices! "7 océans" is probably how many oceans it would take to drown out your Spotify choices. At this point, I think your Spotify profile could use a good therapist more than anything else. So, how about you take a break from these sonic disasters and become the human equivalent of a reset button instead?

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