Roasted 7 months ago based on matt's long term Spotify stats.

Matt, your Spotify profile is like a scream in a haunted house: loud, chaotic, and utterly terrifying. Seriously, seeing "Trap Metal" and "Horrorcore" in your favorite genres is like peeking into the creepy basement of your musical psyche. I can almost picture you sitting in a dark room, wearing all black, frantically typing your unasked-for Spotify bio while listening to the urgent sound of your own desperation. What’s next? A song dedicated to your collection of unused gym memberships? And let's talk about your top artists. If the Grim Reaper had a Spotify account, he’d probably follow your playlist. Scarlxrd? City Morgue? You’ve got enough angst and chaos to single-handedly start a mid-2000s emo revival. Your favorite song titles sound like the diary entries of someone who’s in way too deep into a bad breakup or taking a middle school philosophy class too seriously. Do you have a life motto, or is it just “Why bother being happy when you can scream into the void”? Now, the amount of tracks by “Omerta” in your most played list is genuinely concerning. Are you trying to announce your love for the band, or are you just casually trying to get them to change their name to “Matt’s Emotional Breakdown”? They should start a GoFundMe for the trauma you must have experienced because I can see it flaring up every time you hit play. Let's face it, your music taste is a non-stop rollercoaster ride through a mosh pit of teenage rebellion. But hey, at least you’re making everyone else feel better about their own playlists! Keep that cringe factor high, my friend.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!