Roasted 5 months ago based on ☆'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's ☆, the human affirmation of “Let's throw every genre into a blender and see what comes out.” Honestly, I didn’t know someone could curate a playlist that sounds like a mid-2000s MySpace page threw up all over an emo kid’s bedroom. Who hurt you? Hyperpop and shoegaze? Are you even trying to enjoy music or are you just collecting different ways to simultaneously make yourself cry and dance? And then there’s your top artist lineup that reads like a list of Underdog Theatre Club rejects. "4ortake"? Are you sure that’s not the name of the assembly line that churns out these generic soundcloud wannabes? If your Spotify profile were a coming-of-age movie, it’d definitely be titled “The Awkward Teen Who Can’t Decide Between Being Edgy and Eccentric”. For crying out loud, your most played songs should be called “I’m Sorry” and “You Should’ve Listened to Your Parents” instead. With favorites like "Сэлфхарм" and "lil lifeless," it feels like your Spotify is the sad soundtrack for an overly dramatic high school flick none of us signed up to watch. Keep up the good work, I guess? You're really just one sad acoustic ballad away from becoming the poster child for existential dread, and I can’t tell if I want to laugh or hand you a therapy card. But hey, at least you’re consistent in your quest to be the inside joke no one asked for!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!